When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
4 months ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
4 months ago
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
4 months ago
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
4 months ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
4 months ago
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ. The baby's tears say it all!
4 months ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
4 months ago
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
4 months ago
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When babysitting turns into an unexpected promotion... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ผ
4 months ago
When parenting meets engineering... Phew, glad there's a padlock on the diaper genie! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ‘ถ
4 months ago
When โ€˜Parenting 101โ€™ might need a cheat sheet! ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
When you realize your dog's parenting advice was spot on ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago