This kid cracked the code to happiness on day one. 😂🍼
16 days ago
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! 😂
21 days ago
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. 🫠
23 days ago
When adulting hits you harder than a midlife crisis 🚗✈️💸👶
1 month ago
When your baby auditions for 'The Next Top Supervillain' 😂🍼
1 month ago
When you take 'You are what you eat' to a whole new level! 🍫👶
1 month ago
When Dad's in charge of the school call: Instant Identity Crisis! 📞😅
1 month ago
💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
1 month ago
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
2 months ago
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
3 months ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
3 months ago
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂 #silenceisgolden
3 months ago
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
3 months ago
New washing instructions are terrifying. 😩
4 months ago