Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better 😂
Men vs Women, the eternal struggle of who can handle a baby better ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
108
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
64
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
115
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂  #silenceisgolden
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over ๐Ÿ˜‚ #silenceisgolden
11 months ago
69
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
11 months ago
85
New washing instructions are terrifying. 😩
New washing instructions are terrifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
81
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
63
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 year ago
79
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
71
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question 🤔. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ๐Ÿค”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
1 year ago
65
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
1 year ago
45
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍼. The baby's tears say it all!
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ. The baby's tears say it all!
1 year ago
64
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂.  Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 year ago
33
Me trying to decide which side to be on... 🤔😂
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61