When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
6 months ago
Me pretending to be asleep when my nieces and nephews come over 😂 #silenceisgolden
6 months ago
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
6 months ago
New washing instructions are terrifying. ðŸ˜Đ
7 months ago
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
7 months ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee ☕😂 #babylife #breastfeeding
7 months ago
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
7 months ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ðŸĪŠ
7 months ago
To have kids or not to have kids. That is the $18.75 question ðŸĪ”. Choose wisely, choose Trojans.
7 months ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
7 months ago
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change 😂🍞. The baby's tears say it all!
7 months ago
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
7 months ago
Me trying to decide which side to be on... ðŸĪ”😂
7 months ago
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ðŸ”ĨðŸ‘ķ
7 months ago
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ðŸĪąâ€â™€ïļðŸ˜‚
7 months ago