Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. 😂
5 months ago
Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush We Apologize 😂
5 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it's against a line of riot police. This is the definition of "not giving a single f***" 😂
5 months ago
When Turkey takes "be yourself" a bit too literally in their EU application process 😂
5 months ago
Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
5 months ago
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
5 months ago
Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police 😂
5 months ago
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays 😬
5 months ago
When you and your friend are both running for class president and only one of you can win 😂
5 months ago
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
5 months ago
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes 😂 #Confused
5 months ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
5 months ago
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas 😂
5 months ago
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
5 months ago
Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days ⛽💸
5 months ago