Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
6 days ago
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
6 days ago
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. 🤔
9 days ago
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! 🎥🧐
9 days ago
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. ✌️💥
14 days ago
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
20 days ago
That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. 💸
1 month ago
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
1 month ago
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
1 month ago
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
1 month ago
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
1 month ago
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. ✈️💣
1 month ago
A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
1 month ago
Republicans trying to show Biden voters the consequences of their vote. Open your eyes! 👀
1 month ago
If only Noah had paid his climate tax, he could've just bought a boat instead of building one. Modern problems require modern solutions! 🤷‍♂️
1 month ago