Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
5 months ago
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
5 months ago
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
5 months ago
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
5 months ago
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
5 months ago
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics 🙄
5 months ago
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer 🍺
5 months ago
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story 🤔
5 months ago
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
6 months ago
When you let circuits decide their own identities 😂🔥
6 months ago
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
6 months ago
When you're 'pro-life' but also 'pro-war' and 'pro-guns'. 🤔 Make it make sense!
6 months ago
'Murica! Land of the free, home of the brave, and birthplace of the phrase 'So what if we are number 47 in healthcare?' 🇺🇸🍔🍟
6 months ago
Obama really said "HOPE" you like this Dope 🔥
6 months ago
Kim Jong-un: "I'm cold. I want a donut. I just shat myself." North Korean Generals: *facepalm*
6 months ago