Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly 🤔
3 months ago
When you and your girls run the world 💅🌎 #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
3 months ago
When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. 💀
3 months ago
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
3 months ago
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. 🤷‍♂️
3 months ago
When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. 🔨☪️🇪🇺
3 months ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
3 months ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
3 months ago
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
3 months ago
The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. 😂
3 months ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
3 months ago
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
3 months ago
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
3 months ago
One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well 😬
3 months ago