When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔 #2A #SelfDefense
6 months ago
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
6 months ago
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
6 months ago
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied: Card Declined Go Fund Yourself
6 months ago
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
6 months ago
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
6 months ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: 📉
6 months ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" 🚑🚨
6 months ago
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
6 months ago
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days 😔
6 months ago
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything. 🚩🚩🚩
6 months ago
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
6 months ago
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
6 months ago
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
6 months ago
When politeness meets paranoia 😂. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
6 months ago