Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
Poland: "I want to make new friends." *Sees Germany* "Nope." *Sees Turkey comforting Germany* "Actually, EU membership does have its perks after all."
1 year ago
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Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
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Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police 😂
Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays 😬
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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When you and your friend are both running for class president and only one of you can win ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
1 year ago
135
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes 😂 #Confused
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Confused
1 year ago
136
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas 😂
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. 🐔🚓
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
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Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days ⛽💸
Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days โ›ฝ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
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Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
1 year ago
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Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
1 year ago
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