Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
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Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly 🤔
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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When you and your girls run the world 💅🌎 #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
11 months ago
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When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
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Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
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When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. 🤷‍♂️
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events.  🔨☪️🇪🇺
When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. ๐Ÿ”จโ˜ช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
11 months ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
11 months ago
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The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. 😂
The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
11 months ago
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It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
11 months ago
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Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
11 months ago
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One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well 😬
One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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