Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
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When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
11 months ago
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America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
11 months ago
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George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
11 months ago
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When your math homework says "show your work":
When your math homework says "show your work":
11 months ago
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When your campaign slogan accidentally aligns with some of history's most notorious figures 😬
When your campaign slogan accidentally aligns with some of history's most notorious figures ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
That's a lot of drugs!๐Ÿ”ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand 😂
Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you switch from portrait to landscape mode 😂🖋️
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ
11 months ago
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When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š
11 months ago
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When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
11 months ago
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When you're pumped about things only you can see! 💪😆
When you're pumped about things only you can see! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜†
11 months ago
16
🔥 When your flags become the hottest trend on the international runway! 🔥😲
๐Ÿ”ฅ When your flags become the hottest trend on the international runway! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
11 months ago
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