Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
121
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
1 year ago
76
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
105
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
82
When your math homework says "show your work":
When your math homework says "show your work":
1 year ago
79
When your campaign slogan accidentally aligns with some of history's most notorious figures 😬
When your campaign slogan accidentally aligns with some of history's most notorious figures ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
153
That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
That's a lot of drugs!๐Ÿ”ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
120
Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand 😂
Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode 😂🖋️
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ
1 year ago
116
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
100
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
82
When you're pumped about things only you can see! 💪😆
When you're pumped about things only you can see! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
125
🔥 When your flags become the hottest trend on the international runway! 🔥😲
๐Ÿ”ฅ When your flags become the hottest trend on the international runway! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
70