One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well 😬
One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
243
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
1 year ago
145
America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
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George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
156
When your math homework says "show your work":
When your math homework says "show your work":
1 year ago
143
When your campaign slogan accidentally aligns with some of history's most notorious figures 😬
When your campaign slogan accidentally aligns with some of history's most notorious figures ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
That's a lot of drugs!๐Ÿ”ฅ Cops 10 - Mexico 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
239
When your Vegas slot machine has more security and transparency than the national election. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand 😂
Hillary's having a real tough time focusing on the task at hand ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode 😂🖋️
When you switch from portrait to landscape mode ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
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When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. 🚗💥
When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
170
When you're pumped about things only you can see! 💪😆
When you're pumped about things only you can see! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
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