When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
2 months ago
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. 😬
2 months ago
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
2 months ago
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
2 months ago
Rules for thee, but not for me: International Relations Edition. 🤷‍♂️🇺🇸
2 months ago
He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. 🤔😂
2 months ago
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. 📞😂
2 months ago
When your threat is actually a self-own. 😬
2 months ago
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
2 months ago
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
2 months ago
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
2 months ago
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. 😳
2 months ago
Congratulations, it's a... plot twist. 👶🏾
2 months ago
POV: You found a free, renewable resource and the economy is NOT happy about it 😠🪓🌳
2 months ago
When 'sharing is caring' takes on a whole new meaning! 👑💰
2 months ago