When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
3 months ago
Pakistan, France and the UK walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "What can I get for you fellas?" They reply, "We're looking for the Islamic countries with nukes meeting."
3 months ago
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology 😂 #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
3 months ago
Hillary Clinton checking her phone after the 2016 election results: 📱 "Okay, so the presidency test came back negative...again. 🙄 Well, there's always 2024!" 😂 #NeverGiveUp #ThirdTimesTheCharm
3 months ago
Democrats after visiting a Red State:
3 months ago
🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
4 months ago
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis." Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
4 months ago
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? 🤔
4 months ago
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. 🤔
4 months ago
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
4 months ago
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
4 months ago
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
4 months ago
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
4 months ago
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
4 months ago
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
4 months ago