When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
20 days ago
When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. ๐Ÿ’€
20 days ago
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
20 days ago
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
20 days ago
When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. ๐Ÿ”จโ˜ช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
20 days ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
21 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
21 days ago
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
21 days ago
The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
21 days ago
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
21 days ago
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
21 days ago
One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
21 days ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
21 days ago
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
21 days ago