Kim Jong-un's morning affirmation: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the best Korea of them all?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
22 days ago
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
22 days ago
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly ๐Ÿค”
25 days ago
When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
25 days ago
When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. ๐Ÿ’€
25 days ago
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
25 days ago
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
25 days ago
When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. ๐Ÿ”จโ˜ช๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
25 days ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. ๐Ÿค”
25 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
25 days ago
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
25 days ago
The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
25 days ago
It's just a prank bro! They're just celebrating their culture
25 days ago