When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
Me pretending to care when my toxic ex texts me saying she's having a bad day ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
3 days ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 days ago
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
Me running away from any commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. ๐Ÿ’€
5 days ago
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
8 days ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 days ago
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
He upgraded from nagging to never aging. ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago