When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘€
1 month ago
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
1 month ago
And just like that, the magic of the beard was gone... and so was she. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
The secret ingredient for a happy marriage is apparently... coffee at midnight. ๐Ÿคซ
2 months ago
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
3 months ago
Some sisters don't play games when it comes to their brothers. She is the final boss. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
3 months ago
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
3 months ago
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
3 months ago
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3 months ago
This one simple trick will get you a peaceful night's sleep... on the couch. ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago