The social media cold war has officially been declared. May the best profile pic win. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 month ago
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
This is the highest level of petty I've ever seen. Imagine having to cash a check with your ex's happy new life printed on it every month. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
He's definitely talking about the car... right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
When you go looking for a scientific explanation and find a family-shattering one instead. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
2 months ago
That's one heck of a 'thank you for your service' bonus. ๐Ÿคจ
2 months ago
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 months ago
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? โ™Ÿ๏ธ
3 months ago
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out ๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
That moment you realize the age gap is the least of your worries... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago