When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
101
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
85
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
11 months ago
85
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
11 months ago
72
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
73
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
97
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" 
Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
11 months ago
62
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
76
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
56
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
101
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
11 months ago
124
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
46
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
76
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
11 months ago
87
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
90