When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
When your marketing team understands the assignment ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
100
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
146
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
151
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
151
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
1 year ago
123
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
133
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" 
Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
1 year ago
97
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
147
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
97
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
168
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
203
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
85
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
Me running from one situationship to another.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
156