A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
7 months ago
Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape 😂
7 months ago
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
7 months ago
Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
7 months ago
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. 😏
7 months ago
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her 🚗😂
7 months ago
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, I’ll go out with you. Now I’m single with a permanent ‘K’ on my wrist. 😭
7 months ago
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
7 months ago
Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment 😂 #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
7 months ago
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
7 months ago
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever 😂
7 months ago
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
7 months ago
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
7 months ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to carefully approach my wife after I left the toilet seat up.
7 months ago