Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
11 months ago
354
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. 💀😬
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
350
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
1 year ago
217
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
299
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
243
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show 😂📺
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
409
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 year ago
248
When you receive blessings in HD but it turns into a plot twist 📸😲
When you receive blessings in HD but it turns into a plot twist ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
310
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
315
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 year ago
311
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
283
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
200
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
324
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
348
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
370