Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. 🤝
Ever wonder how the Bible ended up in every hotel room? It was a divine business negotiation. ๐Ÿค
6 days ago
13
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. ☄️
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. โ˜„๏ธ
6 days ago
7
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. 🙏🇫🇷
Some sins are so bad that divine mercy runs out and you get turned French. A truly terrible fate. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
1 month ago
82
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. 😂
That feeling when you're finally too old for the priests... a bittersweet moment of relief. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
270
This tiger is pondering some very controversial career paths. This is some next-level dark humor. 😬
This tiger is pondering some very controversial career paths. This is some next-level dark humor. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
199
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
A friendly reminder that sometimes the answer to 'What Would Jesus Do?' involves righteous table-flipping. โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป
5 months ago
199
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. 😂
When you find an apparent plot hole in the best-selling book of all time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
215
My parents just made me go to church, but I guess some kids have it worse. Much, much worse. 😂
My parents just made me go to church, but I guess some kids have it worse. Much, much worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
277
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. 🙏❄️
And on the eighth day, Jesus performed his most popular miracle. The party was lit. ๐Ÿ™โ„๏ธ
5 months ago
222
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. 🙏🧀
He grated for our sins. Now my pasta is divinely cheesy. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง€
5 months ago
282
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. 🥛🙏
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ™
5 months ago
289
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. 😉
When your online posts are upsetting the devout, and you have the perfect response locked and loaded. Checkmate. ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
272
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! 🤯
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! ๐Ÿคฏ
8 months ago
245
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. 🎃☕
Even Jesus has his limits, and that limit is basic autumn drink requests. ๐ŸŽƒโ˜•
9 months ago
280
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. 💀😬
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
275