Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. 🥔
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
1 year ago
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Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. 🙏😂
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
238
When your punchline is holier than thou 😂🙏
When your punchline is holier than thou ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
194
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show 😂📺
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
338
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom 📖💬
When selective reading meets Facebook wisdom ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 year ago
195
When you receive blessings in HD but it turns into a plot twist 📸😲
When you receive blessings in HD but it turns into a plot twist ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
244
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" 

Pope: *lights blunt*
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 year ago
242
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
219
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
158
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. 😂
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
261
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
271
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
297
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers 🍻
"Extremists" come in different forms. One blows up buildings, the other blows up clinics, and the last one blows up... their liver with some craft beers ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
245
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" 
Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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