Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company 😬
Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
147
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word 😂
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
202
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma 😂
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious 😂. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! 🤪
If this is the plot of a movie it would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚. I mean an invisible man gets bored and creates the entire world just to have someone to praise him? Sounds like someone needs a hobby! ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
197
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell:
🤔🌎🔥
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
122
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect
1 year ago
182
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old.
Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it.
Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! 🙌
Molly's science teacher: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Molly: No, it's a few thousand years old and God made it. Molly's Mom on Facebook: So proud of my little scientist! ๐Ÿ™Œ
1 year ago
230
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!🦖
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
203
The ultimate dilemma:🥓 or👩?  Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. 🤔
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
196
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. 😂
Jesus hung out with 12 guys and a prostitute. He was more like me than like you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah 😂🌊
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
173
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. 🤔
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
126
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
1 year ago
207
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
191
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" 
Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" 
Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."😈
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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