Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
1 year ago
81
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
90
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention 😂
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
33
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
70
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before it’s too late 😂🙏
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
65
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
When you realize you might have messed up big time 😬
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
39
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
1 year ago
68
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
68
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next 😂
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
When your security detail is next-level 🚗✝️ #PopemobileVibes
When your security detail is next-level ๐Ÿš—โœ๏ธ #PopemobileVibes
1 year ago
38
When your faith has a terms and conditions page 🙏📜
When your faith has a terms and conditions page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“œ
1 year ago
69
When salvation has no limits! 🙌😎
When salvation has no limits! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
77