When you're a Vulcan trying to fit in with the British aristocracy:  Live long, and *proper*. ☕️
When you're a Vulcan trying to fit in with the British aristocracy: Live long, and *proper*. โ˜•๏ธ
10 months ago
10
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
10 months ago
18
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elements… plus one other crucial element.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elementsโ€ฆ plus one other crucial element.
10 months ago
24
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics 😂
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
Me trying to complete GTA missions without cheats ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
21
When someone tells you downloading a cup of coffee is not possible 😂
When someone tells you downloading a cup of coffee is not possible ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
19
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween 🤖🐙
When you and your best friend decide to go as Bender and Zoidberg for Halloween ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ™
11 months ago
22
When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. 🤬
When you're tired of being told to share and be kind. ๐Ÿคฌ
11 months ago
8
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore 😂
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
22
Just another day in the Mystery Machine 💨😂 #ScoobyDoo #VelmaDinkley
Just another day in the Mystery Machine ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ScoobyDoo #VelmaDinkley
11 months ago
28
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! 💥🐷
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a dead pig, grab some C4! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿท
11 months ago
24
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! 😂
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
18
Me thinking about how I'm gonna spend my tax return ๐Ÿป
11 months ago
24
Picard uses Android 😂. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
Picard uses Android ๐Ÿ˜‚. Data has a built-in phone. Geordi has a visor phone. Only Worf is left with his old-style communicator...
11 months ago
27
When your friend asks you to help him move and you realize he lives on the 10th floor with no elevator ๐Ÿ˜‚ #curbyourenthusiasm #larrydavid #movingday
11 months ago
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