When she thinks you're thinking about other women, but you're actually trying to understand the esoteric secrets of the universe. 🌌✨
When she thinks you're thinking about other women, but you're actually trying to understand the esoteric secrets of the universe. ๐ŸŒŒโœจ
9 days ago
21
My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. 🐿️❄️
My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. ๐Ÿฟ๏ธโ„๏ธ
26 days ago
74
Jaime Lannister isn't just a pretty face; he's a national treasure, royally certified. 👑 Can't argue with that kind of confidence.
Jaime Lannister isn't just a pretty face; he's a national treasure, royally certified. ๐Ÿ‘‘ Can't argue with that kind of confidence.
1 month ago
79
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
123
When the source material is the only safe space left from the Netflix adaptation department.
When the source material is the only safe space left from the Netflix adaptation department.
2 months ago
157
When you find out your 'good boy' has a very questionable side hustle... ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
3 months ago
139
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. 🙏
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. ๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
110
This isn't the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer I remember... ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽธ
4 months ago
141
When you're all hyped for a pool day but you forgot one minor detail... the water. ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
4 months ago
182
Well, that's one way to secure a 'yes'. Her face went from 😏 to 😳 real quick.
Well, that's one way to secure a 'yes'. Her face went from ๐Ÿ˜ to ๐Ÿ˜ณ real quick.
4 months ago
165
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
243
Jaime Lannister is the motivational speaker for questionable life choices we didn't know we needed. ✅
Jaime Lannister is the motivational speaker for questionable life choices we didn't know we needed. โœ…
6 months ago
107
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. 😬
Comedian Daniel Tosh dropping some hard truths about why America's favorite pastime might be a little tone-deaf. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
162
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. 🚽🤔
Skeletor dropping some real-world wisdom that no one asked for but everyone needed. The toilet seat paradox is real. ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
171
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. 😂
If I could go back to being 14, I'd make so many new and improved mistakes. Experience is a great teacher. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
103