New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
4 months ago
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ‘
4 months ago
Me pretending to be strong and independent while I'm on my 27th rewatch of South Park season 3.
4 months ago
This map is my ultimate TV show binge-watching guide! ๐Ÿ˜‚ From coast to coast, there's a show for every mood. Who needs a travel agent when you have this? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
4 months ago
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐Ÿ––
4 months ago
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
4 months ago
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
4 months ago
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
4 months ago
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Scooby Doo's philosophy is truly inspiring, especially when you are running away from problems๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
If you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago