I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! 😂
I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
287
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
250
It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. 🇺🇸🥊
It's your patriotic duty to ensure every tourist gets the full Waffle House experience. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸฅŠ
11 months ago
192
They're trapping us by removing all the exits! If you see a payphone, that's your way out of the simulation. ☎️ Stay woke.
They're trapping us by removing all the exits! If you see a payphone, that's your way out of the simulation. โ˜Ž๏ธ Stay woke.
30 days ago
79
Me trying to figure out my relationship status:
It's complicated 😂
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When your boss calls you into the office, but there is a typhoon outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
605
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. 💀
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
293
Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. 🔌⚡️😂
Me trying to explain to my parents how I'm going to become a millionaire with my perpetual motion machine. ๐Ÿ”Œโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story 🤔
When inclusivity forgets to include the other side of the story ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
225
When you try to jump in sync but gravity says 'Not today, humans!' 🤣📸
When you try to jump in sync but gravity says 'Not today, humans!' ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
173
This is the kind of dark humor that makes you question your own sanity for laughing. 💀
This is the kind of dark humor that makes you question your own sanity for laughing. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
188
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
235
When you finally meet the love of your life❤️
When you finally meet the love of your lifeโค๏ธ
1 year ago
339
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
1 year ago
210
When you win the annual coffin race and retain your title๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ป
1 year ago
265