Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
1 year ago
359
When your shoes are having a better day than you 😂👟
When your shoes are having a better day than you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
1 year ago
320
Every hero has their weakness... for developers, it's a 200-page legal document from the EU. 📜💀
Every hero has their weakness... for developers, it's a 200-page legal document from the EU. ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
306
The AI Cold War is getting heated while Europe is just sitting there contemplating its life choices.
The AI Cold War is getting heated while Europe is just sitting there contemplating its life choices.
2 months ago
215
Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? 🤔 Is it pure Italian magic? 🇮🇹
Mario's secret? It's not just the 'shrooms, it's the extra pixels he's packing. Where do those extra 48 pixels come from? ๐Ÿค” Is it pure Italian magic? ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
1 year ago
412
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. 😂
When you try to be a supportive husband but it backfires spectacularly. He had the spirit, just the wrong source material. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
367
When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle 🎮👌
When Mario takes player 1, poor Luigi just plays second fiddle ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ‘Œ
1 year ago
274
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated.  A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated. A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
1 year ago
400
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
1 year ago
383
When your munchies can't wait! 🍫⏲️
When your munchies can't wait! ๐Ÿซโฒ๏ธ
1 year ago
313
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. 😂
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa ☕
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa โ˜•
1 year ago
353
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
1 year ago
303
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow!  ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
300
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! 🍑😜
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
303