When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. ๐Ÿ
9 months ago
276
When your style is 🔥 but you're not quite lit yet! 😂🕵️‍♂️
When your style is ๐Ÿ”ฅ but you're not quite lit yet! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
186
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ–•
10 months ago
254
Me trying to clutch a 1v5 and my PC decides to turn off ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294
Me after telling my boss he's wrong: Run!!!
Me after telling my boss he's wrong: Run!!!
1 year ago
249
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there 🤔🚀
When you're ready to defend the galaxy from... whatever's out there ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
208
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
1 year ago
146
When retro gaming gets... controversial! 🎮🍒😂
When retro gaming gets... controversial! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
206
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
173
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it 🍹💻
When you want to bring your laptop to the pool party, but don't want to hold it ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
191
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week 🦖
Me trying to find my will to live after a long week ๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
233
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
1 year ago
231
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! 😅💔🥤
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅค
1 year ago
277