This is the highest level of petty I've ever seen. Imagine having to cash a check with your ex's happy new life printed on it every month. 💀
This is the highest level of petty I've ever seen. Imagine having to cash a check with your ex's happy new life printed on it every month. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
144
Me explaining to my date that I’m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment😂
Me explaining to my date that Iโ€™m looking for a relationship in 5 business years, after I graduate and buy my first apartment๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104
A true queen right there. The sacrifice is appreciated. 🥹🫡
A true queen right there. The sacrifice is appreciated. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซก
9 months ago
151
It's just history repeating itself, but with more gains. 💪
It's just history repeating itself, but with more gains. ๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
171
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
1 year ago
61
Me pretending to be productive at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
When the forest critters know your every move... 🔪🐰
When the forest critters know your every move... ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฐ
1 year ago
156
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... 😂🩸
When therapy goes from talking it out to pulling it out... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
76
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that growing a beard doesn't mean I lost my job as a web developer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my hidden talents ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
1 year ago
122
Me trying to get my heart back after confessing my love and getting rejected 😂😭
Me trying to get my heart back after confessing my love and getting rejected ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
122
Nikki: We shouldn’t eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?! 
Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
Nikki: We shouldnโ€™t eat animals, they are our friends! How would you like it if I ate YOU?! Todd: I know 3 guys who did...
1 year ago
111
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. 🤡
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐Ÿคก
2 months ago
167
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
1 year ago
125