That explains why I'm always late for work ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
180
Me trying to decipher the lyrics of a Beatles song after just one listen.
Me trying to decipher the lyrics of a Beatles song after just one listen.
1 year ago
115
When you love guns more than pizza🍕
When you love guns more than pizza๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
138
Me when I accidentally hit my pinky toe on furniture ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. 💀
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
93
Me when I win a new computer and it's an Apple product. 😠
Me when I win a new computer and it's an Apple product. ๐Ÿ˜ 
1 year ago
63
That feeling of pure satisfaction when you warned your boss about an issue weeks ago and now you get to watch the chaos unfold. 😏🍿
That feeling of pure satisfaction when you warned your boss about an issue weeks ago and now you get to watch the chaos unfold. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฟ
2 months ago
138
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session 🤔🏃‍♂️💭
When your brain, heart, and lungs team up for a workout roast session ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
115
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: 😱
Me when my friend reveals the song she sings while taking a shower: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
132
When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. 🤔😂
When you hear about an explosion at a pie factory and 3.14159265 raccoons were found dead. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
86
Me trying to figure out if she likes the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
When you see your lunch order coming and you haven't paid yet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
133
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest🌳. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved🥹.
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ŸŒณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐Ÿฅน.
1 year ago
65
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. 😂
Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Toothpaste & Orange Juice. Finally, a flavor that truly captures the essence of a rushed morning routine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165