Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
402
When ‘Parenting 101’ might need a cheat sheet! 🍼🚫🤦‍♂️
When โ€˜Parenting 101โ€™ might need a cheat sheet! ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
349
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
358
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side 🤔
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
170
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
353
That's one way to enjoy a watermelon ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
506
When your paint budget hits rock bottom 🎨🐺
When your paint budget hits rock bottom ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
393
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
10 months ago
344
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
1 year ago
308
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch 😉)
Gotta catch 'em all! (Inside Pikachu's inflatable thunder-crotch ๐Ÿ˜‰)
1 year ago
389
This math checks out. 🤔
This math checks out. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
222
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation 😂
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
259
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
Me explaining to my priest how I speedran all 7 deadly sins before Sunday mass.
1 year ago
251
Me exercising my right to bear arms 💪🇺🇸
Me exercising my right to bear arms ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year ago
339
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness.  😈
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
331