When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works 😂
When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum 😂
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: 👁️👄👁️
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
60
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. 💀
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
76
The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. 🤖
The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. ๐Ÿค–
6 months ago
146
When you ask your friend how last night went and he says "She was an 8... out of 10" YEEAAAH
When you ask your friend how last night went and he says "She was an 8... out of 10" YEEAAAH
1 year ago
143
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink 🍻😂
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" 😂
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
121
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily 😂
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
Me and the boys on 9/10
Me and the boys on 9/10
1 year ago
77
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
7 months ago
147
When your IQ is out of this world but you're still the ultimate meme 🤯🧠
When your IQ is out of this world but you're still the ultimate meme ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
81
PHP developers be like: *sweats nervously*
PHP developers be like: *sweats nervously*
1 year ago
65