Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
Me trying to explain JavaScript to my non-programmer friend: "It's easy! Just read this 1000-page book, then this other, much smaller book that tells you which 100 pages of the first book you actually need."
1 year ago
292
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! 🤔🎭
When life's greatest mystery is beyond your age rating! ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽญ
1 year ago
409
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. 🤦‍♂️
A programmer's brain just works on a different OS. She needed a pickle, he offered a runtime environment. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
209
Bless his heart, he thinks he's the new Joseph. Somebody has some explaining to do. 😬
Bless his heart, he thinks he's the new Joseph. Somebody has some explaining to do. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
350
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
314
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. 😂
When restricting basic human rights gets you employee of the month. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
256
Gordon Freeman finally gets to activate the Large Hadron Collider and open a portal to Xen. Wish him luck! 🔬👽
Gordon Freeman finally gets to activate the Large Hadron Collider and open a portal to Xen. Wish him luck! ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
327
Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books 🤷‍♂️
Guess I'm a far-right extremist for touching grass and reading books ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
253
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates 🧙‍♂️✨
When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
211
When your winter hiking club is also ready for Easter 🐰❄️🎭
When your winter hiking club is also ready for Easter ๐Ÿฐโ„๏ธ๐ŸŽญ
1 year ago
280
When your dating profile gets infiltrated by Mortal Kombat ninjas looking for love 💔👀
When your dating profile gets infiltrated by Mortal Kombat ninjas looking for love ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
288
When you tell your dog to mow the lawn ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
When you are playing football but also auditioning for Cirque du Soleil๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
360
When you're broke but still want to make a statement 😂
When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
479
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. 🍔💸
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ธ
5 months ago
285