When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. 🤔  #2A #SelfDefense
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐Ÿค” #2A #SelfDefense
1 year ago
69
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
11 months ago
83
Me trying to mow the lawn after downing 5 Red Bulls.โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
64
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow 😂
Me when the fire alarm goes off at 3 a.m and I remember all my assignments are due tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat 🔥
Me, dropping the hottest take in the vegan group chat ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
118
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming.  Priorities, people! 🎮
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming. Priorities, people! ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
83
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. 😂
Me trying to learn basic life skills in 2023. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
75
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. 💀
The level of evil genius it took to name the fear of palindromes 'Aibohphobia' is truly unparalleled. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
124
When you go ghost hunting in a German castle but forgot your Duolingo lessons. The spirits are just confused. 👻🇩🇪
When you go ghost hunting in a German castle but forgot your Duolingo lessons. The spirits are just confused. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
3 months ago
154
💰 When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! 😂
๐Ÿ’ฐ When the 'van of opportunity' calls, remember: safety first, lifting technique second! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
93
🎤🎶 When you mix up RN with real talk! 🚑😂 #NurseLife
๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ When you mix up RN with real talk! ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ˜‚ #NurseLife
1 year ago
141
When inflation merges your face with currency! 💸😆
When inflation merges your face with currency! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
97
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
11 months ago
186
When she said "just coffee" but now you're elbow deep and questioning all your life choices 💦☕️
When she said "just coffee" but now you're elbow deep and questioning all your life choices ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜•๏ธ
1 year ago
126