When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates 📱💁‍♀️✨
When your glow-up levels rival Apple's updates ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ
1 year ago
108
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 year ago
119
When your babysitter becomes your sugar daddy... by law 😂
When your babysitter becomes your sugar daddy... by law ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. 🚌
It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
9 months ago
152
When you finally upgrade to a new graphics card ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
1 year ago
76
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? ♻️😂 #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
1 year ago
123
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 😂
Me justifying to myself why I need that new RTX 4090 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting 😈
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
114
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
When you accidentally touch your friend's hand reaching for the fries, and suddenly you're both in a pool hall rom-com montage.
1 year ago
106
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! 💀🤑
When the cost of living beats the afterlife package deal! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
62
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
1 year ago
84
When you're late for work and your boss calls asking "where are you?"
1 year ago
122
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
1 year ago
69
Me holding on for dear life to the one friend who actually knows what's going on in the group project. 🙏
Me holding on for dear life to the one friend who actually knows what's going on in the group project. ๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
155