New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 year ago
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When religion takes a page from Fight Club 🤫✝️🥊
When religion takes a page from Fight Club ๐Ÿคซโœ๏ธ๐ŸฅŠ
1 year ago
107
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. 🐟🦅
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
125
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
115
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! 🚢😅
Ah, the good old days... when 'wireless communication' meant yelling for a lifeboat! ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
133
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
Me, stuck in traffic: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive."
1 year ago
125
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even Batman needs a potty break.๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
108
Wow kids, look! The great hanging uvula of the upper palate! Just like in the brochures. 📸
Wow kids, look! The great hanging uvula of the upper palate! Just like in the brochures. ๐Ÿ“ธ
3 months ago
113
When you and your girls run the world 💅🌎 #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
1 year ago
118
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks, Reddit! 😂
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! 🚀😂
The magic of the internet: sending absolutely nothing since forever! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool 😎
Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
125
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
114
When your guest list goes wrong and the headlines go viral 📺😬
When your guest list goes wrong and the headlines go viral ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
98
Me protecting my last 2 brain cells after a long day
1 year ago
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