Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. 🤖
Google knows my entire life story but still has trust issues. Make it make sense. ๐Ÿค–
7 months ago
422
He may be blind, but he saw his opportunity and took it. Smooth criminal. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
368
When your doctor looks like they need the prescription more than you do. 😂
When your doctor looks like they need the prescription more than you do. ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
76
When you and your buddies are on a road trip and the Imperial Walkers are approaching. 😬
When you and your buddies are on a road trip and the Imperial Walkers are approaching. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
332
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!"
5 yo me:"Ok mommy!"
13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
1 year ago
308
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
201
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" ๐Ÿคฃ Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
344
When you're a hipster cat and like Justin Bieber because it's too mainstream to hate him 😂
When you're a hipster cat and like Justin Bieber because it's too mainstream to hate him ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
Vet: He's obese.
Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
Vet: He's obese. Cat: *tells his friend that the vet called him a beast*
1 year ago
304
POV: When you ordered birthday fountain from Wish
1 year ago
318
When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins😈🍷
When you're a designer and also a fan of the seven deadly sins๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
310
Me trying to figure out if she likes the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
453
When the game is so bad, it gives you AIDS 💀. Instructions unclear, disc stuck in microwave.
When the game is so bad, it gives you AIDS ๐Ÿ’€. Instructions unclear, disc stuck in microwave.
1 year ago
191
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
301
When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
168