Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
When you live two lives: Tumblr famous by night, Walmart worker by day 🍕👩‍🎤
When you live two lives: Tumblr famous by night, Walmart worker by day ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค
1 year ago
91
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her 🚗😂
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
When you’re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation 🇩🇪🇹🇷
When youโ€™re in Germany but all your neighbors are on a Turkish vacation ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
1 year ago
118
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
63
When you take 'Think Different' a bit too seriously 📜🤔
When you take 'Think Different' a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
141
When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. 🚒🚂
When you're fighting a fire but also have to respect the train's schedule. It's called being considerate. ๐Ÿš’๐Ÿš‚
3 months ago
163
The ultimate workday countdown strategy! 😂⏰ #TimeManagement
The ultimate workday countdown strategy! ๐Ÿ˜‚โฐ #TimeManagement
1 year ago
125
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water 😂
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" 💀
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
139
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth 🍕🔪
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
81
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
When you miss the bus, but you're determined to get their attention.
1 year ago
108
Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police 😂
Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
120