When the investors need their daily dose of buzzwords to keep the stock price up. 📈
When the investors need their daily dose of buzzwords to keep the stock price up. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
2 months ago
162
Nailed it! Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚. Parkour looks easy until you try it.
1 year ago
292
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! 😂 For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. 🚴😂
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! ๐Ÿ˜‚ For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
361
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. 🔥😂
Me when the cookies are done and I have no oven mitts. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
308
When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world 😂
When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
281
Me trying to relate to my friends problems 😂
Me trying to relate to my friends problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
315
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
309
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️.  Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂  Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
When you wish upon a star ๐ŸŒŸ...or in this case, a magic lamp ๐Ÿงžโ€โ™‚๏ธ. Be careful what you wish for, kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
1 year ago
279
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school 😹
When your parents' conversation has you questioning everything about bringing your cat to school ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
278
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention 😂
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
345
When your internet disconnects during a boss fight and you feel each second! 🎮😱
When your internet disconnects during a boss fight and you feel each second! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
410
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches 💀. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
1 year ago
179
Turns out my wife's childhood gold-digging plan was the best motivation I ever had. Can't even be mad. 😂
Turns out my wife's childhood gold-digging plan was the best motivation I ever had. Can't even be mad. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
148
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167