Random memes on Gagder

1 year ago

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Upgrade your Black Friday stealth mode with the ultimate camouflage! 🛒🕶️

1 year ago

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Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night 🍸

1 year ago

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Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit 😂

1 year ago

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When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳

1 year ago

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My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain 😹

1 year ago

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When you're a master pianist, but take the term "fingering the minors" a bit too literally 😬

1 year ago

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Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞

1 year ago

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Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴

1 year ago

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When you just can't with birthday cheer, but still show up with a pop of sass! 🎈😆

1 year ago

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When you can't wait for lunch and need that sweet tomato fix ASAP! 🍅😂

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When you pray...then relaaay 🍻🙏 'Deliver us from hangovers!'

1 year ago

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British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻

1 year ago

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Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. 😏

1 year ago

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Evolution of hip hop 🎤

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