When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana 🍝💨
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
309
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
200
When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... 🚀
When your political strategy advisor is from a galaxy far, far away... ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
250
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
Me after my boss tells me "we need to talk": "$1 per insult sounds reasonable. Let's go, I'm ready to buy a house!"
1 year ago
234
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country 😂 #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
Me pretending to miss my family after moving across the country ๐Ÿ˜‚ #AwkwardFamilyPhotos #CloseRange #NeverMiss
1 year ago
222
When life gives you lemons, bubble them up! 🍬
When life gives you lemons, bubble them up! ๐Ÿฌ
1 year ago
296
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
When you accidentally open the front camera 🐑
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
219
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! 🤦‍♂️
Sharing the horrors of child slavery on Facebook for likes and comments... priorities, people! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
217
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life 🚗💔😂
When your car's 'check engine' light is less complicated than your love life ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
312
It's a ruff race out there ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
219
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
216
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. 💀
Grandpa's out here with the vintage 'Nostalgia' fit, and I have some questions. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
263
When you try to summon a black person using fried chicken as bait 😂🍗
When you try to summon a black person using fried chicken as bait ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
160