Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." 😂
Feminists discussing who will make the best president: "I have a good chocolate cheesecake recipe. It has..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
237
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
259
Me trying to apply math problems to real life 😂
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
293
This is the kind of dark humor that makes you question your own sanity for laughing. 💀
This is the kind of dark humor that makes you question your own sanity for laughing. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
256
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
1 year ago
355
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
304
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. 😂
Apple's revolutionary "slide to unlock" technology, patent #1964022. Because no one has ever thought to slide a latch before. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. 😂 #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
1 year ago
438
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
327
When you unleash all your alter egos for that sweet free trial 🧙‍♂️🧝‍♀️🎭
When you unleash all your alter egos for that sweet free trial ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽญ
1 year ago
259
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
307
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. 🧐
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. ๐Ÿง
9 months ago
390
When the Force is strong with your fabulous self 🌈✨
When the Force is strong with your fabulous self ๐ŸŒˆโœจ
1 year ago
286
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. ⛽️💥
When Iran decides to play with matches near the world's biggest gas station. โ›ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
7 months ago
383
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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