Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
291
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. 📞😂
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
363
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
1 year ago
368
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. 🚬😂
The gene pool could use a little chlorine, and Dale's got the right idea. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
When your family accidentally eats your "toy"๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜‚. Sharing is caring...but not like this! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
325
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma that LOL means Laughing Out Loud ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
349
When you see yourself as Beyoncé, but you're more of a sitting sensation 😂💃
When you see yourself as Beyoncรฉ, but you're more of a sitting sensation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
367
The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man we never knew we had. ๐Ÿซก
8 months ago
449
When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination 😬🧾
When the gas bill makes you start planning world domination ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงพ
1 year ago
389
Millennials trying to adult in this economy. 😭 First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air?  💀
Millennials trying to adult in this economy. ๐Ÿ˜ญ First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
196
Me trying to figure out how to remove the belt from the x-ray: ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
282
When you see your lunch order coming and you haven't paid yet ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
349
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment 😂
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
345
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside 🥶
Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside ๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
192
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
337