When your fashion sense doubles as a safety measure! 😷🎉
When your fashion sense doubles as a safety measure! ๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
296
When you're passionate about potholes 🚧 but also really flexible 🤸‍♀️
When you're passionate about potholes ๐Ÿšง but also really flexible ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
211
She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
She said yes!๐Ÿ’โ€ฆto never taking my calls again. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" 😂 Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" 🤑
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
214
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history 😬
When you know too much about the Clinton's but forgot to delete your browser history ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
277
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH.  🤣
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
233
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
1 year ago
167
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
When resisting capitalism is sponsored by Apple 🍎😂
When resisting capitalism is sponsored by Apple ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
284
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
147
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
237
He's out of line, but he's right. 🤔
He's out of line, but he's right. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
312
When you're about to get checkmated but your King has seen the movie '300' one too many times. 🤣
When you're about to get checkmated but your King has seen the movie '300' one too many times. ๐Ÿคฃ
10 months ago
278
Me trying to convince my body to leave my warm bed in winter๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
205
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
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