When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House ๐ฌ
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with terrorists, he roundhouse kicks them into oblivion.
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Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
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When you're trying to keep it Wookiee-quiet but end up starting an interstellar band ๐ต๐
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Me trying to understand my math homework after staring at it for 5 minutes straight
1 year ago
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Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐
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When the game is so bad, it gives you AIDS ๐. Instructions unclear, disc stuck in microwave.
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This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. ๐